Rooney: "I will never play for another EPL club"

   
Wayne Rooney, the captain of Manchester United captain, has ruled out ever playing for another EPL side.

With Mourinho now installed as Red Devils boss and the Manchester United captaincy his, the 30-year-old  has no plans to play for anyone else in the EPL.

Rooney said:

“I am happy to say now that, whatever may happen in the future, I will never play for another Premier League club.”

Rooney’s statement rules out  even a return to his former club Everton.

The player seemingly remains a key part of Mourinho’s plans. Mourinho said:

“Wayne is, and has been, England’s best player for over a decade”.

Meanwhile, according to the UK Mirror, Manchester United captain Wayne Rooney has been offered a £100 million deal to leave Manchester United and move to China.

Shanghai Shenhua reportedly offered £27million to the striker for a three-year deal worth £500,000-a-week. Rooney still has two years left on his current deal at Old Trafford but the Chinese side are willing to spend big to make him the face of the Super League.

Recall that Jackson Martinez, Ramires, Alex Teixeira, Nikica Jelavic, Gervinho, Paulinho, Gael Kakuta and Asamoah Gyan have all joined Chinese sides.

Woman quits her job to breastfeed her boyfriend every two hours saying it creates a ‘magical bond’ between them'

     
A woman, Jennifer Mulford has quit her job to breastfeed her 36-year-old bodybuilder boyfriend Brad Leeson full time  saying it creates a ‘magical bond’ between them and that she wanted to create an ‘Adult Breastfeeding Relationship’.
According to Jennifer, she quit her job to ‘dry’ breastfeed Brad every two hours – to ‘fool’ her body into lactating.

   Jennifer, from Atlanta,  started searching for men who will be open to the idea of adult breastfeeding.

In an interview with The SunUk She said:

“When I read about the pure joy it brought others, I was desperate to seek out a partner to share an emotional bond with. “I used dating sites, put messages on ABR forums and even put an advert on Craigslist, but I drew a blank. I started to think I’d never get to try adult breastfeeding.”
“We were talking and Brad told me he had a thing for big-breasted women, and that size had always been a factor in his relationships. I thought it was the perfect time to bring up adult breastfeeding – and see if he’d be interested,” said Jennifer.
'It was like a light switched flicked in his head. I could tell from his voice that he was curious and excited,’ she said, before opening up about the first time the pair tried it.
"At that moment I knew that I had a partner for life… we both wanted the same thing out of the relationship – a magical bond that only breastfeeding can achieve. I’ve taken a break from my job because I want to devote everything to making this work. We both wanted the same thing out of the relationship – a magical bond that only breastfeeding an achieve.”

 Because Jennifer hadn’t breastfed for over 20 years, she had no milk to feed Brad with. The couple needed to induce lactation by dry-feeding and pumping her breasts every two hours, just as if she was feeding a baby.

“After three days my breasts were starting to feel sore, but I am willing to push through any pain for our end goal.”It’s been difficult to distinguish the difference between nurturing and sex. Although it’s so beautiful and peaceful it’s also erotic. It’s been hard to get through the first few nursing sessions without being tempted to have sex, but each time it’s getting easier.” She continued..
“I’m not opposed to telling people but I don’t think many others would understand. I don’t think my Mother would grasp the idea – but I wish I could tell the world. This is a lifestyle we have chosen. We look forward to years from now still needing and wanting each other. I can come home from a very stressful day and seconds after Brad latching on I feel a sense of peace and calm. For that time I feel like we become one. I have yet to feel anything more comforting. It’s a bond that no one can come between.”

Source: Sun UK 

Facebook is disabling messaging in its mobile web app to push people to Messenger

   
Facebook is removing the messaging capability from its mobile web application, according to a notice being served to users: “Your conversations are moving to Messenger,” it reads. Welcome news to the millions like me who switched to the web app in order to avoid Messenger in the first place!

At the moment, you can just dismiss the notice and go about your business. But this summer the warning will become an impenetrable wall, and your only option will be to download the official Messenger app.

I’m a little worried about this, because surely the mobile site is much used by people who have good reason not to download the app. People whose phones don’t have official clients, for instance, or who can’t upgrade to the latest version of an OS, and must access via the web.

And really, it strikes me as quite a hostile move, as it did before when they axed messaging from the main app. If, as everyone in the company is constantly repeating, mantra-like, that they want to connect the world, shouldn’t a diversity of access options be part of that?

World's first beer from vaginal bacteria goes on sale

   
You like beer and vaginas? Well, now you have a chance to mix these both together. The Order of Yoni is the first brewing company that literally produces beer from vaginas.

The company has already presented Bottled Instinct, a beer made using lactic acid bacteria from the vagina of hot Czech model Alexandra Brendlova. Thus any man would be able to smell, taste and enjoy woman’s “allure, grace, glamour and instincts”.

The product description reads: “Imagine a woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion. Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice.

Imagine her massaging you passionately and whispering into your ear everything you want. Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer.”

But how exactly they are planning to create a beer? The experimenters would use a gynaelogical stick to take bacteria from Ms Brendlova’s vagina which will be isolated, cleaned and multiplied.

That bacteria is then used in a culture starter kit, and is combined with water, malt, hops, wooden chips, and yeast to create the beer.

Wojtek Mann, the founder of the company, said: “We were looking for an inspiration, a model who is both beautiful, charming girl and intelligent, eloquent woman. I really appreciate her way of speaking, and I find her body language, the way she walks, very sexual.”

Moreover, the Order of Yoni’s plans to expand their production into BDSM ale and diversify their range of beers with vaginal lactic acid bacteria of a woman with brown, blonde and red hair.

Former Super Eagles Coach Stephen Keshi Is Dead

   
Nigerian football icon Stephen Okechukwu Keshi died suddenly in the early hours of Wednesday in Benin City, Edo state, TheCable understands.

The former international football player and coach had lost his wife of 33 years, Kate, last year after a prolonged battle with cancer.

thecable confirmed his death from a member of his family as well as one of his close associates.

“He was not ill at all, never showed any signs of  illness, but we suspect he never got over the death of his wife,” a friend said.

He is survived by four children and his mother.

Keshi, the only Nigerian coach to have won the Africa Cup of Nations, achieved a rare feat in 2013 by becoming only the second person to win the trophy both as a player and a coach.
The only other person to have achieved the feat is Egypt’s Mahmoud El-Gohary.

Keshi, a product of St. Finbarr’s College, Akoka, Lagos, started his playing career at a very young age at ACB Football Club, and later played for New Nigeria Bank, Stade d’Abidjan, Africa Sports, Lokeren, Anderlecht, RC Strasbourg, and a host of other clubs.

He represented Nigeria from 1982, at age 20, till 1994, most of the time captaining the Super Eagles and scoring vital goals from his position as a central defender.

He also coached Togo and Nigeria at the World Cup, as well as Mali.

Keshi, nicknamed the “Big Boss” for his leadership skills, is the fifth member of the all-conquering 1994 team to die, following Uche Okafor, Thompson Oliha, Rashidi Yekini and Wilfred Agbonavbare.

FG orders immediate withdrawal of military from Niger Delta

   
Following recent bombings by militants in the Niger-Delta region of Nigeria, the federal government has ordered immediate withdrawal of military from the zone.

This was arrived at a meeting summoned on the instruction of President Muhammadu Buhari, the federal government and Niger Delta states .

Disclosing this at the end of the meeting, Delta State Ifeanyi Okowa who briefed state house correspondents said the meeting identified the need for synergy between the federal and the state governments as a very important step going forward.

Elaborating on the collaboration, governor Okowa said:

“one thing that we have identified is the synergy between the federal government and states is very important and this meeting has actually revealed a lot of issues and we believe that the collaboration between the Federal Government and States would help us to tackle the issues in the Niger Delta”

Governor Okowa disclosed that a lot of decisions were taken at the meeting after they were briefed by Service Chiefs.

He said “we have taken a lot of decisions which we think will help us to mitigate what is going on currently in the states particularly in Delta and Bayelsa”, reiterating the belief that “we are going to find a solution very soon”.

Still on the outcome of the meeting, he added that it was decided that military presence in the region should be de-escalated, though it was agreed that the forces should be kept to provide security and presence while government begins immediate engagement process with the communities in the affected areas.

Asked by press about the fate of the amnesty programme, Governor Okowa noted that the Presidential Adviser on the Amnesty Programme briefed the meeting and stated that the programme was actually still on-going. He added that “we have a Special Adviser in charge of Amnesty and he is doing a lot of work.”
Those at the meeting were Governors from the Niger Delta states which include Governors of Edo, Ondo, Delta, Akwa Ibom, Rivers, Bayelsa, Abia, and the Deputy Governor of Cross River. On the side of the federal government were the Minister of Defense, Rtd. Major General Mohammed Dan Ali, Niger Delta Affairs Minister, Pastor Usani Uguru Usani and Minister of State for Petroleum Resources Dr. Ibe Kachikwu. Military service chiefs were also in attendance led by the Chief of Defence Staff, Lt.Gen.

Recall that facts have shown that Nigeria is losing an estimated $6.72m (about N1.3 billion) due intense bombing of oil installations in the oil rich Niger Delta region of Nigeria by militant group, Niger Delta Avengers (NDA).

The $6.72 million was arrived at due to daily loss of 140,000 barrels of crude from oil fields operated in Bayelsa state by Nigerian Agip Oil Company (NAOC) and Aiteo Oil and the $48 per barrel price benchmark

NIGERIA’S JONATHAN SAYS COUNTRY MAY REVISIT LAW ON GAY MARRIAGE

   
Nigeria may revisit a law that banned same-sex marriages, former President Goodluck Jonathan.

“When it comes to equality, we must all have the same rights as Nigerian citizens,” Jonathan said at a forum at Bloomberg’s European headquarters in London on Monday.

Jonathan in 2014 signed a law criminalizing same-sex marriages, gay groups and public displays of affection by homosexuals. The decision triggered condemnation by religious leaders, human rights groups and Western governments.

“In the light of deepening debates for all Nigerians and other citizens of the world to be treated equally and without discrimination, and with the clear knowledge that the issue of sexual orientation is still evolving, the nation may at the appropriate time revisit the law,” Jonathan said.

Mohammed Ali's Heart Continued To Beat Despite Failed Organs

    
Muhammad Ali's heart continued beating for 30 minutes after all his other organs failed, his bereaved daughter has revealed.

The former heavyweight champion amazed his family and medics at his bedside as he continued to fight all the way to the end of his life.

The incredible details of Ali's final moments were revealed by one of his daughters, Hana, in an emotional post on a social network.

In the post to Instagram she said: "Our hearts are literally hurting.

"But we are so happy daddy is free now.

"We all tried to stay strong and whispered in his ear, "you can go now. We will be OK. We love you.

Thank you. You can go back to God now."

"All of us were around him hugging and kissing him and holding his hands, chanting the Islamic prayer.

"All of his organs failed but his HEART wouldn't stop beating.

"For 30 minutes...his heart just kept beating.

"No-one had ever seen anything like it.

"A true testament to the strength of his Spirit and Will!

"Thank you all for your love and support."

“MY DAUGHTER DOESN’T NEED A LOVER, I SATISFY HER IN BED” – NIGERIAN FATHER

   
A 44-year-old man from Ini Local government area of Akwa Ibom state who has been allegedly defiling his daughter has revealed that he sees nothing wrong with having carnal knowledge with his biological daughter.

According to the Emmanuel Udoh who was arrested after defiling his daughter in their residence, at 2 Ajasa Command Road, Meiran, Lagos state,

“I have had sexual intercourse with her severally. It is a normal thing and I don’t see anything bad in sleeping with my daughter because I know she will not get pregnant because I don’t ejaculate inside her”.

It was gathered that Udoh ex-wife took custody of their two children after they separated seven years ago when the victim was ten years old.

The victim who lived with her mother reunited with her father when her mother brought her back after she completed her secondary education in the month of September to enable her further her education.

Trouble, however, started, in the evening, on September 13, when Udoh asked his daughter to go and have her bath.

The victim why initially refused went to take her bath after her father insisted.

According to the victim, (names with held)

“immediately I started having my bath in the bathroom I became very dizzy as I became very weak. While I was inside the bathroom I called out for help but neighbours could not hear me because I was weak. It was my father that helped me out of the bathroom and took me inside. When I got inside he gave me Garri to drink and before I knew what was happening. He removed my wrapper and had sex with me. I don’t know if he drugged the water as I became very weak

NEWS PLEASE HELP: “I’M FROM A DEVOTED CHRISTIAN HOME MY FATHER IS A PASTOR, BUT I’M A LESBIAN”

   
Please help post on your platform.

I’m in my 20’s a Nigerian and I’m not in anyway sexually attracted to the oppositesex. I so much love women, that on sighting any attractive one, I become turned on and wet.

The problem now is, I’m from a christian home, My dad is a pastor and my mom also…and they don’t know about my act.

According to what I know, The Bible doesn’t speak of homosexuality very often. But when it does, it condemns it as sin. Why?

Leviticus 18:22, “You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.”1

Leviticus 20:13, “If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltness is upon them.”

Why is the Bible condemning Homosexuality as an abomination? Because I’m clearing practicing it…I don’t see myself mating the opposite sex. I feel like I should just die right now.

What do I do? How can I overcome this act? How can I get attracted to the opposite sex? I’m scared of Hell Fire. Should I just convert to Islam?